Have you seen her?"He smiled and said, "Oh, yeah man. I've seen her and she's a really hot piece of ass. She's way more than a little twerp like you deserves. She's probably spreading for a real man about now."I lost it. I went from a happy dude to a raging maniac in zero seconds. I wrapped the front of his shirt in my left fist and slammed him up against a large tree. I buried my right fist in his gut and held him erect as he tried to bend. I looked into his eyes and snarled, "Listen asshole. I'm more man than you or any of your group of pussy friends. I asked you a simple question and you insulted my wife and me. Now I ask again, have you seen my wife recently and if so, where is she?"He was gasping for breath and his face was pasty. Finally he licked his lips and whispered, "No. I aint seen her since ya was at our place earlier. It's not my place to look out for your little wifey any way." You better be sure you don't know where she is because if I find out otherwise or if you. ”That ends Today’s Lesson On Irony.New Retirement Job At Wal-Mart... To afford my ‘lifestyle’ I’ve been forced to seek employment to help pay the bills. In these tight economic times, you can’t really be too choosey about a job opportunity - You take what’s available when it’s available.I never saw myself as a sales clerk helping out in women’s clothing, but you take what you can get on short notice!Walmart hired me on the spot. Had a choice of two openings. A Walmart Greeter or an assistant in the Women’s Jean Dept. I just wanted to tell you myself, just in case your wives or girlfriends come to Walmart to try on jeans.Kinda enjoyed my first day on the job. Now I’m thinking about making it ‘full time’ employment!We all grow old in the end... I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like.
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